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	<title>Utter Oddness</title>
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	<description>Not your normal news</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Man dresses up like Darth Vader, beats up &#8220;Star Wars&#8221; nerds</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2008/04/24/man-dresses-up-like-darth-vader-beats-up-star-wars-nerds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mallsop</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cult &#038; Occult]]></category>

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A UK man has confessed to dressing up like Darth Vader and attacking two men who founded a church based on Jedi teachings. It claims to have about 30 members locally and &#8220;thousands worldwide&#8221;.
    Hughes admitted two charges of common assault.
    The court heard he has a &#8220;chronic alcohol [...]]]></description>
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<p>A UK man has confessed to dressing up like Darth Vader and attacking two men who founded a church based on Jedi teachings. It claims to have about 30 members locally and &#8220;thousands worldwide&#8221;.</p>
<p>    Hughes admitted two charges of common assault.</p>
<p>    The court heard he has a &#8220;chronic alcohol problem&#8221; and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine.</p>
<p>    Mrs Lloyd said: &#8220;He was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand.&#8221;  Mrs Lloyd said he was shouting &#8220;Darth Vader&#8221;. </p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm">source</a></p>
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		<title>Restaurant Gives 25 Percent Discount for Bugs</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2008/03/31/25-percent-discount-for-bugs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bugs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Via Reuters&#8230;
DUBAI - A group celebrating a birthday at a Dubai diner were cheered by a 25 percent discount but not necessarily the reason: &#8220;Bug on food.&#8221;
The restaurant cut the bill for seven customers at a birthday dinner after they found four insects crawling around their meals, the Gulf News reported on Tuesday.
Now seriously, would [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Via <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2536849220080325" target="_blank">Reuters</a>&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>DUBAI - A group celebrating a birthday at a Dubai diner were cheered by a 25 percent discount but not necessarily the reason: &#8220;Bug on food.&#8221;</p>
<p>The restaurant cut the bill for seven customers at a birthday dinner after they found four insects crawling around their meals, the Gulf News reported on Tuesday.</p></blockquote>
<p>Now seriously, would you pay for that at all?</p>
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		<title>Cheeseburger in a can</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2008/02/27/cheeseburger-in-a-can/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mallsop</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[German camping-supplies company markets a canned cheeseburger. Yum!

read on if you dare
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>German camping-supplies company markets a canned cheeseburger. Yum!</p>
<p><img src="http://utteroddness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cheeseburgerinacan.thumbnail.jpg" alt="cheeseburger in a can" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_cheeseburger_in_a">read on if you dare</a></p>
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		<title>Fly nude</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2008/02/01/fly-nude/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mallsop</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Oddness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wed Jan 30, 2008 
FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.
Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern [...]]]></description>
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<p>FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.</p>
<p>Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing 499 euros ($735).</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s expensive, I know,&#8221; managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. &#8220;It&#8217;s because the plane&#8217;s very small. There&#8217;s no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other.&#8221;</p>
<p>The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2955964420080130">full story</a></p>
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		<title>Tampon Crafts</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/12/14/tampon-crafts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, this is just not right, but a former co-worker of mine decided to share this with me and now I&#8217;m going to subject the rest of you to it.  If you&#8217;ve not already done so, there&#8217;s still an opportunity to not click. And please, if you decide to do some of these &#8220;crafts&#8221;, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, <a href="http://tamponcrafts.com/">this</a> is just not right, but a former co-worker of mine decided to share this with me and now I&#8217;m going to subject the rest of you to it.  If you&#8217;ve not already done so, there&#8217;s still an opportunity to <u><em>not</em></u> click. And please, if you decide to do some of these &#8220;crafts&#8221;, don&#8217;t let me know about it.</p>
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		<title>Steal a Doughnut, Go to Jail</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/10/12/steal-a-doughnut-go-to-jail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A doughnut is not worth jail time&#8230;
FARMINGTON, Mo. - Authorities said Scott A. Masters, 41, slipped (a) doughnut into his sweat shirt without paying, then pushed away a clerk who tried to stop him as he fled the store.
The push is being treated as minor assault, which transforms a misdemeanor shoplifting charge to a strong-armed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A doughnut is not worth jail time&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>FARMINGTON, Mo. - Authorities said Scott A. Masters, 41, slipped (a) doughnut into his sweat shirt without paying, then pushed away a clerk who tried to stop him as he fled the store.</p>
<p>The push is being treated as minor assault, which transforms a misdemeanor shoplifting charge to a strong-armed robbery with a potential prison term of five to 15 years. Because he has a criminal history, prosecutors say they could seek 30 years.</p>
<p>Masters said he didn&#8217;t even get to enjoy his ill-gotten gains: He threw the doughnut away as he fled.</p></blockquote>
<p>A few words of advice:</p>
<ol>
<li>Don&#8217;t steal doughnuts.</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t steal doughnuts and assault someone while in the act.</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t steal doughnuts and assault someone while in the act, especially if you already have a criminal record.</li>
</ol>
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071008/ap_on_fe_st/odd_doughnut_theft">Read the full story at Yahoo! News</a>.</p>
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		<title>1,524-lb Pumpkin</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/10/12/1524-lb-pumpkin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[And they say that the pumpkin crop isn&#8217;t good this year?
HALF MOON BAY, Calif. - An Oregon man won the annual pumpkin weigh-off here, presenting a gigantic gourd that came it at 1,524 pounds. Thad Starr, of Pleasant Hill, Ore., set a contest record with the pumpkin. He&#8217;ll get $6 a pound, bringing his winnings [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And they say that the pumpkin crop isn&#8217;t good this year?</p>
<blockquote><p>HALF MOON BAY, Calif. - An Oregon man won the annual pumpkin weigh-off here, presenting a gigantic gourd that came it at 1,524 pounds. Thad Starr, of Pleasant Hill, Ore., set a contest record with the pumpkin. He&#8217;ll get $6 a pound, bringing his winnings to $9,144.</p></blockquote>
<p>But nine grand for a pumpkin is a bit out of my price range, especially for a deformed pumpkin that doesn&#8217;t sit upright.  So maybe &#8220;they&#8221; are right after all.  Luckily I&#8217;ve already picked up two decent pumpkins for $2.50 each.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071008/ap_on_fe_st/pumpkin_contest">Read the full story at Yahoo! News</a>.</p>
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		<title>Chupacabra in Texas?</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/09/06/chupacabra-in-texas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently the Chupacabra has shown up in Texas this summer.
Via the AP&#8230;
 CUERO, Texas (AP) — Phylis Canion lived in Africa for four years. She&#8217;s been a hunter all her life and has the mounted heads of a zebra and other exotic animals in her house to prove it. But the roadkill she found last [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently the Chupacabra has shown up in Texas this summer.</p>
<p><a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jgIXOzgj5X8SCBnCesj3lr62Yczw">Via the AP</a>&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p> CUERO, Texas (AP) — Phylis Canion lived in Africa for four years. She&#8217;s been a hunter all her life and has the mounted heads of a zebra and other exotic animals in her house to prove it. But the roadkill she found last month outside her ranch was a new one even for her, worth putting in a freezer hidden from curious onlookers: Canion believes she may have the head of the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra.</p>
<p>&#8220;It is one ugly creature,&#8221; Canion said, holding the head of the mammal, which has big ears, large fanged teeth and grayish-blue, mostly hairless skin.</p>
<p>Canion and some of her neighbors discovered the 40-pound bodies of three of the animals over four days in July outside her ranch in Cuero, 80 miles southeast of San Antonio. Canion said she saved the head of the one she found so she can get to get to the bottom of its ancestry through DNA testing and then mount it for posterity.</p></blockquote>
<p>Now where has Bigfoot been hiding this summer?</p>
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		<title>The Jealous Astronaut</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/08/22/the-jealous-astronaut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[You must check out The Jealous Astronaut&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You must check out <a href="http://www.jealousastronaut.com/">The Jealous Astronaut</a>&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Man allegedly does figure-8&#8217;s in plane</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/08/16/man-allegedly-does-figure-8s-in-plane/</link>
		<comments>http://utteroddness.com/2007/08/16/man-allegedly-does-figure-8s-in-plane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Via the AP&#8230;
This joy ride was grounded from the start. A sheriff&#8217;s deputy arrested a man accused of getting into a small, private plane and doing figure-8&#8217;s on the grass.  Authorities don&#8217;t believe Walker has any flying experience.  Walker found the keys inside and started the plane, which eventually ended up nose-down in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070815/ap_on_fe_st/odd_plane_joy_ride&amp;printer=1;_ylt=AlPrNMPlQjB6CecrUK1wmFAuQE4F">Via the AP</a>&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>This joy ride was grounded from the start. A sheriff&#8217;s deputy arrested a man accused of getting into a small, private plane and doing figure-8&#8217;s on the grass.  Authorities don&#8217;t believe Walker has any flying experience.  Walker found the keys inside and started the plane, which eventually ended up nose-down in the grass.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m picturing a 3 Stooges episode taking place and only wish that there was video of this.  While the story doesn&#8217;t say, it&#8217;d be a good bet that drugs, alcohol and/or insanity played a role in this.  Luckily no one was hurt.</p>
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		<title>UFO sightings bring town to a standstill</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/07/26/ufo-sightings-bring-town-to-a-standstill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Aliens, UFOs &#038; Crop Circles]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Via the Daily Mail&#8230;
A crowd of 100 stunned stargazers brought a town centre to a standstill when five mysterious UFOs were spotted hovering in the sky.
Drinkers spilled out of pubs, motorists stopped to gawp and camera phones were aimed upwards as the five orbs, in a seeming formation, hovered above Stratford-Upon-Avon for half an hour.
The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Via the Daily Mail&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>A crowd of 100 stunned stargazers brought a town centre to a standstill when five mysterious UFOs were spotted hovering in the sky.</p>
<p>Drinkers spilled out of pubs, motorists stopped to gawp and camera phones were aimed upwards as the five orbs, in a seeming formation, hovered above Stratford-Upon-Avon for half an hour.</p>
<p>The unidentified flying objects lit up the otherwise clear night sky above Shakespeare&#8217;s birthplace in Warwickshire on Saturday.</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8230;need we point out the &#8220;drinkers&#8221; line?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=470579&amp;in_page_id=1770" news.html?in_article_id="470579&amp;in_page_id=1770"">Read the rest of the article</a>.</p>
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		<title>Boy gets 44,000 in eBay parcel</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/07/20/boy-gets-44000-in-ebay-parcel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mallsop</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Police are trying to trace the owner of 65,400 euros (£44,000) mistakenly sent to a 16-year-old boy who bought a Playstation Two for £95 on eBay.
The cash arrived in a box at the house in Aylsham, Norfolk, with the games console, but minus two games.
Police are holding the money under the Proceeds of Crime Act [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Police are trying to trace the owner of 65,400 euros (£44,000) mistakenly sent to a 16-year-old boy who bought a Playstation Two for £95 on eBay.</p>
<p>The cash arrived in a box at the house in Aylsham, Norfolk, with the games console, but minus two games.</p>
<p>Police are holding the money under the Proceeds of Crime Act while the matter is investigated.</p>
<p>An eBay spokesman said the parcel&#8217;s contents were &#8220;somewhat unusual&#8221; and it would help police with their inquiries.</p>
<p>The boy&#8217;s parents, who are not commenting, alerted police when the parcel arrived on 20 March.</p>
<p>Family claim Magistrates have given Norfolk Police until September to hold on to the money before the case comes up in court again.</p>
<p>But, if the money remains unclaimed the family could potentially apply for it to be returned to them under the Police Property Act.</p>
<p>Source: BBC news<br />
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/6903433.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/6903433.stm</a></p>
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		<title>Rejection Letter Toilet Paper</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/07/03/rejection-letter-toilet-paper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 15:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
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Lulu is now offering printing on rolls of toilet paper.  Interesting idea, but not $90 for 4 rolls interesting.  And definitely not very cost effective unless you&#8217;re charging people to use your bathroom.
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<p>Lulu is now offering <a href="http://www.lulu.com/tp">printing on rolls of toilet paper</a>.  Interesting idea, but not $90 for 4 rolls interesting.  And definitely not very cost effective unless you&#8217;re charging people to use your bathroom.</p>
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		<title>Fly Powered Plane</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/07/03/fly-powered-plane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 14:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Animals &#038; Insects]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is, ugh, interesting.  I never knew you could harness &#8220;fly power&#8221;.
[link]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is, ugh, interesting.  I never knew you could harness &#8220;fly power&#8221;.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.email.net/work-well-together.html">link</a>]</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;d like to super size that please.</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/06/19/id-like-to-super-size-that-please/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 16:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mallsop</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Miniature fast-food.

Read more here.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Miniature fast-food.</p>
<p><img src="http://utteroddness.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/smallfood.jpg" alt="small fast food" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=3370c589482505f88e79f4f2f57fccf9&amp;topic=111577.msg1064717#msg1064717">Read more here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Egg on sale</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/05/31/egg-on-sale-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 20:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted on Amazon.com&#8230;.quite a deal I must say!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted on Amazon.com&#8230;.quite a deal I must say!</p>
<p><img alt="egg on sale" src="http://utteroddness.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/eggonsale053120071.PNG" /></p>
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		<title>Customer steamed over missing pants</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/05/03/customer-steamed-over-missing-pants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 19:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A missing pair of pants has led to one big suit.
A customer got so steamed when a dry cleaner lost his trousers that he sued for $65 million. Two years later, he is still pressing his suit.
-AP
http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/05/03/missing.pants.ap/index.html?eref=rss_us 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A missing pair of pants has led to one big suit.</p>
<p>A customer got so steamed when a dry cleaner lost his trousers that he sued for $65 million. Two years later, he is still pressing his suit.</p>
<p>-AP</p>
<p><a title="full story here" href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/05/03/missing.pants.ap/index.html?eref=rss_us">http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/05/03/missing.pants.ap/index.html?eref=rss_us </a></p></p>
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		<title>Chicken Born With Duck&#8217;s Webbed Feet</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/01/31/chicken-born-with-ducks-webbed-feet/</link>
		<comments>http://utteroddness.com/2007/01/31/chicken-born-with-ducks-webbed-feet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting&#8230;
BUGA, Colombia &#8212; A chicken in Colombia was born with the webbed feet of a duck.
Read the story and see the photo.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>BUGA, Colombia &#8212; A chicken in Colombia was born with the webbed feet of a duck.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.nbc11.com/news/10881561/detail.html">Read the story and see the photo</a>.</p>
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		<title>But does it fit in my pocket?</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/01/19/but-does-it-fit-in-my-pocket/</link>
		<comments>http://utteroddness.com/2007/01/19/but-does-it-fit-in-my-pocket/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 22:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mallsop</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[85 tool, 110 function swiss army knife, $1,200. Macgyver, eat your heart out!
swiss army knife
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>85 tool, 110 function swiss army knife, $1,200. Macgyver, eat your heart out!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wengerna.com/browse/product.jsp?prod_id=1260&amp;cat_id=1&amp;cat_name=Knives&amp;sub_cat_id=23">swiss army knife</a></p>
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		<title>You could be a bad parent&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2007/01/19/you-could-be-a-bad-parent/</link>
		<comments>http://utteroddness.com/2007/01/19/you-could-be-a-bad-parent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 18:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You could be a bad parent, if you need this book: Baby Names for Dummies.
http://www.amazon.com/Baby-Names-Dummies-Margaret-Rose/dp/0764543407
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You could be a bad parent, if you need this book: Baby Names for Dummies.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Baby-Names-Dummies-Margaret-Rose/dp/0764543407">http://www.amazon.com/Baby-Names-Dummies-Margaret-Rose/dp/0764543407</a></p>
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		<title>Flatulent passenger grounds flight</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/12/07/flatulent-passenger-grounds-flight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How embarrassing&#8230;
NASHVILLE, Tenn., Dec 6 (Reuters Life!) - It may be one problem airline security officials never envisioned &#8212; a passenger lighting matches in flight to mask odors from her flatulence.
The woman&#8217;s actions resulted in an emergency landing on Monday in Nashville of an American Airlines flight bound for Dallas from Washington, D.C., said Lynne [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How embarrassing&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>NASHVILLE, Tenn., Dec 6 (<a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyid=2006-12-06T192015Z_01_NC6441784_RTRUKOC_0_US-AIRLINER-FLATULENCE.xml&#038;src=rss">Reuters Life!</a>) - It may be one problem airline security officials never envisioned &#8212; a passenger lighting matches in flight to mask odors from her flatulence.</p>
<p>The woman&#8217;s actions resulted in an emergency landing on Monday in Nashville of an American Airlines flight bound for Dallas from Washington, D.C., said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for Nashville&#8217;s airport.</p>
<p>Other passengers reported the odor of burned matches, but the woman was not forthcoming when asked about it, Lowrance said on Wednesday.</p>
<p>&#8220;Of course, she was scared and embarrassed but all the passengers had to disembark, all the luggage had to be searched, a canine team was brought in, and about three hours were consumed in sorting out the situation,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>The woman was not allowed back on the flight and barred from flying on American Airlines, Lowrance said.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Air guitar shirt</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/11/13/air-guitar-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you love the idea of being a rock star but have no musical ability, apart from looking the part, then the air guitar shirt may be right up your alley.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you love the idea of being a rock star but have no musical ability, apart from looking the part, then the air guitar shirt may be right up your alley.<br />
Dr. Richard and his team have recently put the finishing touches on the prototype of their &#8216;Wearable Instrument Shirt&#8217; (WIS), which enables its wearer to play an &#8216;air guitar&#8217;, allowing anyone to play the guitar like Jimmy Page or Robert Plant, but without having to go through the bother of years of practice.</p>
<p>Dr. Helmer said that wearers of the WIS could play it by simply moving one arm to pick chords and the other to strum the imaginary instrument&#8217;s strings.</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.townhall.com/News/NewsArticle.aspx?contentGUID=72980911-7b4d-4d33-a44e-dc907d4a7c79">click here</a> for more&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Hollywood Halloween Silly String Ban</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/10/31/of-all-the-things-to-ban/</link>
		<comments>http://utteroddness.com/2006/10/31/of-all-the-things-to-ban/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 20:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have got to be kidding me&#8230;


[photo credit: of all the things to ban&#8230;, originally uploaded by Malingering.]
&#8230;but they&#8217;re not.
The ordinance calls for a maximum $1000 fine and/or six months in jail for use, possession, sale or distribution of Silly String in Hollywood from 12:01 a.m. on October 31 to 12:00 p.m. on November 1.
On [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have got to be kidding me&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/malingering/283312591/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/122/283312591_8d186accbc.jpg" alt="" border="none" /></a><br />
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[photo credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/malingering/283312591/">of all the things to ban&#8230;</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/malingering/">Malingering</a>.]</p>
<p>&#8230;but <a href="http://www.lapdonline.org/october_2004/news_view/20641">they&#8217;re not</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>The ordinance calls for a maximum $1000 fine and/or six months in jail for use, possession, sale or distribution of Silly String in Hollywood from 12:01 a.m. on October 31 to 12:00 p.m. on November 1.</p>
<p>On a typical Halloween night, up to 100,000 people come to Hollywood Boulevard in search of something to do. Given the lack of a formal event, hundreds of illegal vendors flock to the street and sell Silly String which then becomes the sole source of entertainment for the night.</p></blockquote>
<p>I knew things were &#8220;different&#8221; in California, but come on guys!  I&#8217;m just waiting for the Hollywood Halloween Toilet Paper Ban.</p>
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		<title>Trolley Dodgers Podcast Seeks Ghost and Alien Stories</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/10/25/trolley-dodgers-podcast-seeks-ghost-and-alien-stories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 16:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you have a good ghost or alien story?  Please share!
We&#8217;re currently seeking ghost and alien stories for the Trolley Dodgers Podcast Halloween Podcrash. So if you have one (or want to make one up) please either record it and e-mail it to us or leave a message on our voice mail.
Contact us at: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you have a good ghost or alien story?  Please share!</p>
<blockquote><p>We&#8217;re currently <a href="http://podcast.trolleydodgers.com/seeking-ghost-and-alien-stories/">seeking ghost and alien stories</a> for the <a href="http://podcast.trolleydodgers.com/podcast-11a/">Trolley Dodgers Podcast Halloween Podcrash</a>. So if you have one (or want to make one up) please either record it and e-mail it to us or leave a message on our voice mail.</p>
<p>Contact us at: trolleydodgers -= at =- gmail -=dot=- com <em>OR</em> (317) 215-7078 <em>OR</em> Skype watershedstudio</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Cockroach-eating contest bugs animal group</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/10/11/cockroach-eating-contest-bugs-animal-group/</link>
		<comments>http://utteroddness.com/2006/10/11/cockroach-eating-contest-bugs-animal-group/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Via Reuters&#8230;
TORONTO (Reuters) - An animal rights group called Tuesday for a North American theme park operator to cancel a competition in which people will try to break the world cockroach-eating record.
Theme park operator Six Flags Inc, based in New York, is staging the contest as part of a promotion leading up to Halloween in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyid=2006-10-11T194728Z_01_N10380564_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-COCKROACHES.xml&#038;src=rss">Reuters</a>&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>TORONTO (Reuters) - An animal rights group called Tuesday for a North American theme park operator to cancel a competition in which people will try to break the world cockroach-eating record.</p>
<p>Theme park operator Six Flags Inc, based in New York, is staging the contest as part of a promotion leading up to Halloween in which it is also offering customers free entry or line-jumping advantages if they eat a live Madagascar hissing cockroach.</p>
<p>The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) said it had been flooded with calls from children, adults and even anonymous employees of Six Flags opposing the record-breaking contest and the overall promotion.</p>
<p>&#8220;Insects do not deserve to be eaten alive especially for a gratuitous marketing gimmick,&#8221; PETA spokeswoman Jackie Vergerio told Reuters.</p>
<p>The competition to beat the world cockroach eating record is being held Friday at a Six Flags park in Gurnee, Illinois. Anyone who beats the record will win a season pass for four people for 2007 with VIP queue-jumping status.</p>
<p>Competitors will try to break the current world record, which is held by Ken Edwards of Derbyshire, England, who devoured 36 Madagascar hissing cockroaches in one minute in 2001.</p>
<p>However Six Flags spokesman James Taylor said the only complaints the company had received were from people who did not have the opportunity to sign up and eat a cockroach because only 12 of its 30 parks in the United States, Canada, and Mexico were participating in the promotion.</p>
<p>Taylor dismissed any health concerns, saying the cockroaches were raised in a sterile environment and were as safe to eat as shrimp or lobster with high nutritional value.</p>
<p>Madagascar hissing cockroaches are large, wingless cockroaches that can grow to between 1.5 to 3 inches.</p>
<p>Taylor said no one who had indulged in this rare delicacy had complained.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s something that&#8217;s supposed to be scary, it&#8217;s icky, it&#8217;s gross, it&#8217;s Halloween fun and it&#8217;s just one small part of the haunted houses and thrilling rides going on.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Gators loose near downtown Indy</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/10/09/gators-loose-near-downtown-indy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 00:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via the Indianapolis Star&#8230;
Animal control and law enforcement officials were on the hunt today for two alligators spotted in the White River near downtown.
Two fishermen reported seeing the alligators, one estimated at 10-12 feet and another about two feet long, south of the bridge over West Washington Street.
The Indianapolis Zoo has no report of any [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Via the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061009/LOCAL/61009047/-1/RSS">Indianapolis Star</a>&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Animal control and law enforcement officials were on the hunt today for two alligators spotted in the White River near downtown.</p>
<p>Two fishermen reported seeing the alligators, one estimated at 10-12 feet and another about two feet long, south of the bridge over West Washington Street.</p>
<p>The Indianapolis Zoo has no report of any missing creatures.</p>
<p>Late this afternoon Adam Garrett, public information officer for Animal Care and Control said officers from the Department of Natural Resources, Indianapolis Police Department and Capitol Police were monitoring the larger alligator on an island in the middle of the river. But they later realized what they were monitoring was just a log.</p>
<p>The gators, at last report, were still at large.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Abducted by aliens? Call now for compensation</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/10/06/abducted-by-aliens-call-now-for-compensation/</link>
		<comments>http://utteroddness.com/2006/10/06/abducted-by-aliens-call-now-for-compensation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[BERLIN (Reuters) - A German lawyer hopes to drum up more business by pursuing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens.
&#8220;There&#8217;s quite obviously demand for legal advice here,&#8221; Jens Lorek told Reuters by telephone on Thursday. &#8220;The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court.&#8221;
Lorek, a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>BERLIN (<a target="_blank" href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyid=2006-10-06T152240Z_01_L05713223_RTRUKOC_0_US-GERMANY-ALIENS.xml&#038;src=rss">Reuters</a>) - A German lawyer hopes to drum up more business by pursuing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens.</p>
<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s quite obviously demand for legal advice here,&#8221; Jens Lorek told Reuters by telephone on Thursday. &#8220;The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court.&#8221;</p>
<p>Lorek, a lawyer based in the eastern city of Dresden who specializes in social and labor law, said he hoped to expand his client base by taking on the unusual work.</p>
<p>He has yet to win any abduction claims, but says there are plenty of potential clients, noting that extra-terrestrial watchdogs report scores of alien assaults every year.</p>
<p>&#8220;These people could appeal for therapies or cures,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>Lorek, 41, is pinning his hopes for success on a German law which grants kidnap victims the right to state compensation.</p>
<p>Asked if he was worried he might look ridiculous by seeking justice for clients haunted by aliens, Lorek was unfazed.</p>
<p>&#8220;Nobody has laughed about it up until now.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Haunting mystery of store bakery</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/10/06/haunting-mystery-of-store-bakery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the last six weeks taps have mysteriously turned on, ovens have switched themselves on and off and a spectral figure in brown was spotted at Sainsbury&#8217;s in WGC.
One employee even claims to have been tripped up by a mischievous spectre.
Anne Coleman told the WHT: &#8220;We thought we were going mad but we&#8217;re not on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="margin-left: 40px">Over the last six weeks taps have mysteriously turned on, ovens have switched themselves on and off and a spectral figure in brown was spotted at Sainsbury&#8217;s in WGC.</p>
<p>One employee even claims to have been tripped up by a mischievous spectre.</p>
<p>Anne Coleman told the WHT: &#8220;We thought we were going mad but we&#8217;re not on medication, I promise!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8230;</p>
<p>And a month ago the jittery workers witnessed two separate hauntings in a day.</p>
<p>Anne said: &#8220;It was about 6.15am and I saw someone walking along the back of the bakery. I said &#8216;morning&#8217; but there was no reply. I thought &#8216;how rude&#8217;. But then I looked again and there was no one there.</p>
<p>&#8220;I could also feel something pull at my feet as I walked around the corner in the warehouse. It&#8217;s like someone trying to trip you up.&#8221;</p>
<p>Just four hours later John Curry was enjoying a well-earned break when he was told the bakery was flooding.</p>
<p>&#8220;We came down and both the taps were on full!&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Two of the ovens were on full too. No one had been in there. There was no one around.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve called in the engineers. They thought we were on happy pills or something!</p>
<p>&#8220;But then something happened when one of them was here. The temperature suddenly went up inexplicably on one of the ovens. He said &#8216;my advice is to call a priest!&#8217;&#8221;</p></div>
<p>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://www.whtimes.co.uk/content/whtimes/news/story.aspx?brand=WHTOnline&#038;category=News&#038;tBrand=herts24&#038;tCategory=newswhtnew&#038;itemid=WEED03%20Oct%202006%2011%3A28%3A15%3A340">The Welwyn &#038; Hatfield Times</a></p>
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		<title>Squirrel knocks out Carmel power</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/09/20/squirrel-knocks-out-carmel-power/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More than 3,700 customers lost power for half an hour this afternoon in the northwest part of Carmel when a squirrel snuck into a substation.
“There was no damage at the substation.  The squirrel just made contact with the equipment, which caused the outage.”
Power was lost at 2:37 p.m. and was restored at 3:09 p.m.
In [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>More than 3,700 customers lost power for half an hour this afternoon in the northwest part of Carmel when a squirrel snuck into a substation.</p>
<p>“There was no damage at the substation.  The squirrel just made contact with the equipment, which caused the outage.”</p>
<p>Power was lost at 2:37 p.m. and was restored at 3:09 p.m.</p>
<p>In addition to homes losing power, several stoplights shut down and police officers had to direct traffic.</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060920/LOCAL010103/60920034/-1/RSS">via the Indianapolis Star</a>]</p>
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		<title>Pig Withstands Tasers, Cops on U.S. 41</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/09/14/pig-withstands-tasers-cops-on-us-41/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 21:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A pig withstood taser shots from police officers and eluded authorities for more than an hour after wandering onto Green Bay&#8217;s major highway. The 150-pound pig was spotted by a passing driver on U.S. 41 at 6 p.m. Wednesday night, Green Bay Police Lt. Todd LePine said.
The animal reportedly went into traffic several times, creating [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>A pig withstood taser shots from police officers and eluded authorities for more than an hour after wandering onto Green Bay&#8217;s major highway. The 150-pound pig was spotted by a passing driver on U.S. 41 at 6 p.m. Wednesday night, Green Bay Police Lt. Todd LePine said.</p>
<p>The animal reportedly went into traffic several times, creating a hazard, he said.</p>
<p>Officers located the pig about 7 p.m. and made two attempts to subdue it with a stun gun, he said, but it fled both times after pulling out the Taser probes.</p>
<p>A passerby who described himself as a former pig farmer tried to wrestle the animal, but the animal pulled away from him as well, LePine said.</p>
<p>Three tranquilizer darts were finally used to bring the pig under control, and it was placed in blanket and lifted into an animal control van, LePine said.</p>
<p>The animal was taken to the Bay Area Humane Shelter that evening. Police said a local attorney planned to claim the pig Thursday. The name of the pig&#8217;s owner was not disclosed.</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/09/14/national/a131406D30.DTL&#038;feed=rss.news" target="_blank">from SFGate</a> by way of the AP]</p>
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		<title>Deadly mystery stalks Carmel cats</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/09/13/deadly-mystery-stalks-carmel-cats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 19:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something is eating cats in Carmel.
In the past month, the discoveries of pets’ remains on the eastern edge of the city have prompted one family to post warnings in their neighborhood.
Police investigating the deaths say residents should take heed.
“If I was a pet owner, I certainly would not have my pet running at large,” said [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Something is eating cats in Carmel.</p>
<p>In the past month, the discoveries of pets’ remains on the eastern edge of the city have prompted one family to post warnings in their neighborhood.<br />
Police investigating the deaths say residents should take heed.</p>
<p>“If I was a pet owner, I certainly would not have my pet running at large,” said Carmel Police Assistant Chief Tim Green.</p>
<p>Since late August, Green said, at least four cats and a dachsund have been killed and their bodies found partially eaten and skinned. All of the vicims lived in an area west of Hazel Dell Road between 116th and 131st streets.</p>
<p>“We do know that there are coyotes in these areas of town, and we do know that a cat is game for a coyote.”</p>
<p>Police suspect there may have been even more attacks on pets of homeowners who realized what had happened and didn’t bother to report it.</p>
<p>Some of those who did notify police, such as Susan and Tim Eldon of the Brookfield subdivision, had wondered if the grisly assault on their pet was the twisted work of pranksters.</p>
<p>“I didn’t know if some demented kids were doing this or animals,” said Susan Eldon, whose 15-year-old feline, Bob, became a target last weekend.</p>
<p>Eldon and Green said investigations by police and a veterinarian revealed signs of an animal attack. Authorities are now consulting with Department of Natural Resources authorities to try and trap or destroy the culprit responsible.</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060913/LOCAL010103/60913018/-1/RSS">via IndyStar</a>]</p>
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		<title>Squirrel knocks out power in Kokomo</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/08/15/squirrel-knocks-out-power-in-kokomo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[KOKOMO, Ind. &#8212; A wayward squirrel invaded a power substation and left more than 5,000 homes and businesses without electricity.
Duke Energy restored the service from the South Main Street substation near Wildcat Creek after about an hour Sunday night.
&#8220;We lost the squirrel and 5,039 customers for the space of an hour,&#8221; Duke spokesman Rob Norris [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>KOKOMO, Ind. &#8212; A wayward squirrel invaded a power substation and left more than 5,000 homes and businesses without electricity.</p>
<p>Duke Energy restored the service from the South Main Street substation near Wildcat Creek after about an hour Sunday night.</p>
<p>&#8220;We lost the squirrel and 5,039 customers for the space of an hour,&#8221; Duke spokesman Rob Norris said.</p>
<p>The outage included much of the city&#8217;s central neighborhoods west of U.S. 31.</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060815/LOCAL/608150460/-1/RSS" target="_blank">via the Indy Star</a>]</p>
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		<title>Thousands of angry bees attack rescuers at car crash</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/08/03/thousands-of-angry-bees-attack-rescuers-at-car-crash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 16:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OSSIAN, Ind. &#8212; A swarm of up to 100,000 angry honey bees sent 10 people to the hospital including the driver of an SUV that hit a hollow tree in northeast Indiana, disturbing a hive.
&#8230;
By the time rescuers arrived, a black cloud of buzzing insects had engulfed the car, forcing firefighters to wear full safety [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>OSSIAN, Ind. &#8212; A swarm of up to 100,000 angry honey bees sent 10 people to the hospital including the driver of an SUV that hit a hollow tree in northeast Indiana, disturbing a hive.</p>
<p>&#8230;</p>
<p>By the time rescuers arrived, a black cloud of buzzing insects had engulfed the car, forcing firefighters to wear full safety gear &#8212; complete with oxygen tanks and face masks &#8212; with temperatures in the 90s.</p>
<p>Safety workers doused the bees with water and foam while they tried to extricate Cossairt, who was taken by helicopter to a nearby hospital with broken legs and multiple bee stings. She was remained at Lutheran Hospital Thursday morning.</p>
<p>&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;You can&#8217;t really train for that. You don&#8217;t really know. You look for downed power lines. You don&#8217;t look for a million bees.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>[read the full story on <a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060803/LOCAL/608030487/-1/RSS" target="_blank">The Indianapolis Star</a> web site]</p>
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		<title>Metro monkey war gets new weapon</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/08/02/metro-monkey-war-gets-new-weapon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 21:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an effort to keep monkeys out of the Indian capital&#8217;s subways, authorities have called in one of the few animals known to scare the creatures &#8212; a fierce-looking primate called the langur.
The decision to hire a langurwallah &#8212; a man who trains and controls the langurs &#8212; came after a monkey got into a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>In an effort to keep monkeys out of the Indian capital&#8217;s subways, authorities have called in one of the few animals known to scare the creatures &#8212; a fierce-looking primate called the langur.</p>
<p>The decision to hire a langurwallah &#8212; a man who trains and controls the langurs &#8212; came after a monkey got into a metro car in June.</p>
<p>The langur handler is being paid a retainer of India rupees 6,900 (US$160) a month, and &#8220;he will be called whenever there is a monkey problem,&#8221; Anuj Dayal, the spokesman for the Delhi Metro Rail Corp., was quoted as saying.</p>
<p>On June 9, a monkey reportedly crawled through some pipes and ended up aboard a train, scowling at passengers and jumping around a car.</p>
<p>Passengers had to be moved to another car while staff chased the dexterous creature, causing delays.</p>
<p>The langur handler was being employed to prevent such problems from happening again.</p>
<p>&#8220;There are too many monkeys,&#8221; Dayal was quoted as saying.</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/08/02/monkey.trains.ap/index.html">via CNN</a>]</p>
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		<title>Man Accused of Biting Off Rooster&#8217;s Head</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/08/01/man-accused-of-biting-off-roosters-head/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man accused of biting the head off his pet rooster was arrested Friday and faces up to a year in prison if convicted, an animal protection spokesman said.
A neighbor had complained about a dead rooster near his Manhattan apartment and agents found the body of the beheaded rooster on a fire escape, said Joe [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>A man accused of biting the head off his pet rooster was arrested Friday and faces up to a year in prison if convicted, an animal protection spokesman said.</p>
<p>A neighbor had complained about a dead rooster near his Manhattan apartment and agents found the body of the beheaded rooster on a fire escape, said Joe Pentangelo, spokesman for the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. The rooster&#8217;s head was not located.</p>
<p>Humberto Rodriguez, 52, told agents that he bit the rooster&#8217;s head off because he blamed it for injuring a pet pigeon that he also kept in the apartment, Pentangelo said.</p>
<p>Rodriguez is charged with animal cruelty and could face up to a year in prison if convicted. It is also illegal to possess a live rooster in New York City, Pentangelo said.</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://www.wishtv.com/global/story.asp?s=5217477&#038;ClientType=Printable">Via the AP</a>]</p>
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		<title>Battery powered plane</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/07/25/battery-powered-plane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 17:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I need 160 AA batteries for my plane.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tokyo, Japan (AHN) - In a demonstration flight for eager spectators on the ground, the first-ever manned plane run by traditional dry-cell batteries soared five meters above the ground. The plane was powered by 160 AA &#8220;Oxyride&#8221; batteries made by Japan&#8217;s Matsushita Electric Industrial Company. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7004249435">Source&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>Goldilocks and the Three Bears</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/06/22/goldilocks-and-the-three-bears/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bear enters house, feasts on oatmeal]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WEST VANCOUVER, CANADA &#8212; It was a real-life version of &#8220;Goldilocks and the Three Bears&#8221;&#8211;only in reverse&#8211;when a woman came home to find a young bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen.</p>
<p>The bear apparently entered through an open sliding glass door, broke a ceramic food container and started eating, West Vancouver police Sgt. Paul Skelton said.</p>
<p>&#8220;It sounds like a nursery rhyme, doesn&#8217;t it?&#8221; Skelton said. &#8220;At least we have a health-conscious bear on our hands.&#8221;</p>
<p>Three officers who went to the home Thursday couldn&#8217;t get the bear to budge, so they let it finish its meal.</p>
<p>&#8220;The bear didn&#8217;t appear to be aggressive and wasn&#8217;t destroying the house, so they just let it do what it was doing,&#8221; Skelton said. The bear finally left.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0606200121jun20,1,4346019.story?ctrack=1&#038;cset=true">Source</a></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s got to be one of these switches.</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/06/22/its-got-to-be-one-of-these-switches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 15:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A worker accidentally tripping a shut-off switch at a major Ontario plastics plant.  Cost 11 million.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CALGARY, Alberta (Reuters) - A worker accidentally tripping a shut-off switch at a major Ontario plastics plant will cost Nova Chemicals Corp. $11 million in lost profit, the company said on Wednesday, because it won&#8217;t be able to fulfill some contracts because of the blunder.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060622/od_nm/chemicals_nova_dc;_ylt=A0SOwkoDtJpEv0IB4AYSH9EA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Marijuana &#8216;bricks&#8217; found in Home Depot vanities</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/06/14/marijuana-bricks-found-in-home-depot-vanities/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2006 16:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Massachusetts police are investigating the discovery of large quantities of drugs found inside merchandise from two Home Depot stores in Massachusetts, local police said Wednesday.
According to the Tewksbury Police Department, a contractor late last week discovered two 50 pound &#8220;bricks&#8221; of marijuana wrapped in plastic bags inside a bathroom vanity he had purchased at a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Massachusetts police are investigating the discovery of large quantities of drugs found inside merchandise from two Home Depot stores in Massachusetts, local police said Wednesday.</p>
<p>According to the Tewksbury Police Department, a contractor late last week discovered two 50 pound &#8220;bricks&#8221; of marijuana wrapped in plastic bags inside a bathroom vanity he had purchased at a Home Depot (Research) store in Tewksbury, said Chief of Detectives Lt. Dennis Peterson.</p>
<p>The estimated street value of the marijuana is around $145,000, Peterson said.</p>
<p>Similar incidents have occurred in other parts of the state. According to the Southwick Police Department, a plumber on Monday purchased a vanity in western Massachusetts in which he later found 3 kilograms of cocaine and around 40 pounds of marijuana, with a total estimated street value of $250,000.<br />
&#8230;</p>
<p>Tewksbury Police and DEA officials conducted a search Tuesday of around 12 Home Depot stores statewide and found other bathroom vanities that contained drugs, Peterson said, though he would not elaborate on how many items were discovered.</p>
<p>In each incident being investigated by Tewksbury Police, all of the merchandise boxes originated from a Texas location and were distributed through one undisclosed Massachusetts warehouse, Peterson said.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sure the packages were being shipped to the distribution center and someone was supposed to intercept them,&#8221; Peterson said. &#8220;So that person either wasn&#8217;t on duty that day or the packages were marked wrong.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://money.cnn.com/2006/06/14/news/companies/homedepot_drugs/" target="_blank">Via CNN</a></p>
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		<title>For people on a budget: Monkey Food.</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/06/12/for-people-on-a-budget-monkey-food/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So you want to live like a primate?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Imagine going to the grocery store only once every 6 months. Imagine paying less than a dollar per meal. Imagine never washing dishes, chopping vegetables or setting the table ever again. It sounds pretty good, doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p>But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I&#8217;m about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: &#8220;a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html">The blog</a></p>
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		<title>Isn&#8217;t it supposed to be harder than this?</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/06/06/isnt-it-supposed-to-be-harder-than-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 14:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn't it supposed to be harder than this?  Helicopter prisoner escape worked.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ATHENS  - A helicopter landed in the middle of the high security Athens Korydallos prison, picked up two prisoners and flew away in a Hollywood-style escape that has left Greek police stunned. </p>
<p>A criminal on the run hijacked the helicopter Sunday to get his brother out of prison, police said. Vassilis Paleokostas, 40, who was serving a 25-year sentence for kidnapping and bank robbery, and an Albanian convict escaped.</p>
<p>&#8220;The guards thought it was a surprise inspection by ministry officials and did nothing,&#8221; a police official said.</p>
<p>The helicopter pilot, who said he was forced at gunpoint to undertake the mission, flew the inmates to a nearby cemetery and they made their escape on motorbikes. Greek police have launched a manhunt for the convicts.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/greece_escape_dc;_ylt=A0SOwl91loVEZycBIAASH9EA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--">Source</a></p>
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		<title>I write the songs&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/06/05/i-write-the-songs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2006 15:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sick and tired of souped-up cars with loud engines and pulsing music? Barry Manilow may be the answer.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SYDNEY (Reuters) - Sick and tired of souped-up cars with loud engines and pulsing music? Barry Manilow may be the answer.</p>
<p>Officials in one Sydney district have decided to pipe the American crooner&#8217;s music over loudspeakers in an attempt to rid streets and car parks of &#8220;car hoons&#8221; whose anti-social cars and loud music annoy residents and drive customers from businesses.</p>
<p>Following a successful experiment where Bing Crosby music was used to drive teenage loiterers out of an Australian shopping center several years ago, Rockdale councilors believe Manilow is so uncool it might just work.</p>
<p><a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&#038;storyID=2006-06-05T114120Z_01_SYD343804_RTRUKOC_0_US-AUSTRALIA-MANILOW.xml&#038;archived=False&#038;src=060506_0813_ARTICLE_PROMO_also_on_reuters">Story here</a></p>
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		<title>Weird Weekend 2005</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/05/27/weird-weekend-2005/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 18:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I&#8217;m my own prom date.</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/05/25/im-my-own-prom-date/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 19:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GARY, Ind. - A male student who has worn women's clothes to school all year was turned away from his high school prom because he was wearing a dress. 

A male student who has worn women's clothes to school all year was turned away from his high school prom because he was wearing a dress. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>GARY, Ind. - A male student who has worn women&#8217;s clothes to school all year was turned away from his high school prom because he was wearing a dress. </p>
<p>Kevin Logan, 18, went to the West Side High School prom on Friday in a slinky fuchsia gown and heels. He believes officials discriminated against him by not allowing him inside.</p>
<p>&#8220;I have no formal pictures, no memories, nothing. You only have one prom,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>Logan, who is gay, received an $85 refund for his prom ticket Tuesday but was not satisfied. </p>
<p>Sylvester Rowan, assistant to Gary Schools Superintendent Mary Steele, said school policy bans males from wearing dresses. Excluding Logan from prom was based on &#8220;the dress code, not the student&#8217;s homosexuality. That&#8217;s his personal preference.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060524/ap_on_re_us/prom_denied;_ylt=A86.I2PfBHZElU4BMwIsQE4F;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--">more&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>The Weird Ideas of Tax Cheaters</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/05/09/the-weird-ideas-of-tax-cheaters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 02:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Internet has always been a hotbed of wacky but harmless ideas. That’s not the case with the anti-tax movement: These money-saving schemes can cost you everything.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Internet has always been a hotbed of wacky but harmless ideas. That’s not the case with the anti-tax movement: These money-saving schemes can cost you everything.</p>
<p>Each April, we remember Benjamin Franklin’s theory on the inevitability of death and taxes. But for those who believe that they can avoid paying income tax through clever loopholes, Franklin’s quote becomes just another government conspiracy.</p>
<p>Paul and Myrna Schuck once tried to convince an Alberta court that the postage stamps they had stuck to their clothes made them equivalent to royalty, and therefore not subject to taxation. Kent Hovind, an evangelist in a Creationist ministry, tried to avoid paying taxes by revoking his American citizenship, claiming to be “a natural sojourner” whose income belonged to God. In August, Royal LaMarr Hardy of Honolulu was sentenced to 13 years in jail for tax fraud and conspiracy. Since 1985, his so-called tax research foundation had convinced thousands of gullible people that filing taxes is<br />
a voluntary decision.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.digitaljournal.com/news/?articleID=4640">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Woman Claims Razor in Sandwich Cut Her</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/05/06/woman-claims-razor-in-sandwich-cut-her/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2006 03:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MISHAWAKA, Ind. - Northern Indiana police are investigating a woman&#8217;s claim that a razor blade in a fish sandwich she ate cut the inside of her throat.
Lisa Griffin, 35, claims she bought the sandwich Monday at Rally&#8217;s Hamburgers, brought it home, took three bites, threw up blood and found a double-edged razor in her vomit. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>MISHAWAKA, Ind. - Northern Indiana police are investigating a woman&#8217;s claim that a razor blade in a fish sandwich she ate cut the inside of her throat.</p>
<p>Lisa Griffin, 35, claims she bought the sandwich Monday at Rally&#8217;s Hamburgers, brought it home, took three bites, threw up blood and found a double-edged razor in her vomit. She was in good condition Thursday at St. Joseph Medical Center in South Bend, spokesman Mike Stack said.</p>
<p>Police said the throat injuries appeared to be consistent with razor cuts.</p>
<p>Craig Banser, who operates several Rally&#8217;s in the South Bend area, said the restaurant in Mishawaka set aside food products used at the time so police could check them and called suppliers.</p>
<p>&#8220;We haven&#8217;t heard anything since,&#8221; he said. &#8220;We&#8217;re just waiting to hear from police to see what they&#8217;ve found out.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060505/ap_on_fe_st/sandwich_razor">Source: AP</a>]</p>
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		<title>Family Kicked Out Of Buffet Restaurant For Wasting Food</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/05/06/family-kicked-out-of-buffet-restaurant-for-wasting-food/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2006 03:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DES MOINES, Iowa &#8212; Wendy Dershem may think twice before leaving that egg roll on her plate at her next Chinese buffet.
The Des Moines woman, her boyfriend and her two children were kicked out of a restaurant last week after management accused her of leaving too much food on her plate.
&#8220;They told us we are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>DES MOINES, Iowa &#8212; Wendy Dershem may think twice before leaving that egg roll on her plate at her next Chinese buffet.</p>
<p>The Des Moines woman, her boyfriend and her two children were kicked out of a restaurant last week after management accused her of leaving too much food on her plate.</p>
<p>&#8220;They told us we are not welcome there anymore,&#8221; said Dershem, a repeat customer at the Dragon House buffet. &#8220;We waste too much food. But the buffet is all you can eat. And you know kids. They won&#8217;t always eat everything and they want something else.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dershem said she paid her $5.95 fee but was abruptly told to leave after eating one plate of food.</p>
<p>&#8220;They just take one bite and throw it away,&#8221; said cashier Lin Huyen. &#8220;They take four egg rolls and crab rangoon, take one bite of egg roll and throw the whole plate. That is wasting food.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dershem said she was shocked by the scolding and complained to management.</p>
<p>Dragon House manager Kent Cao said his restaurant offers all you can eat buffet, not all you can waste. Dershem&#8217;s family took food, didn&#8217;t finish it and then piled on the same food again, he said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Shes done that too many times,&#8221; Cao said.</p>
<p>&#8220;We would welcome her back if she has respect and knows what she wants.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://www.local6.com/news/9164772/detail.html">Source: AP</a>]</p>
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		<title>Magician David Copperfield Tricks Robbers</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/05/06/magician-david-copperfield-tricks-robbers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2006 03:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. &#8212; Illusionist David Copperfield magically escaped getting robbed.
After his show at a West Palm Beach performing arts center Sunday, Copperfield was walking with two female assistants back to their tour bus when four teenagers pulled up in a black car, the police report said.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. &#8212; Illusionist David Copperfield magically escaped getting robbed.</p>
<p>After his show at a West Palm Beach performing arts center Sunday, Copperfield was walking with two female assistants back to their tour bus when four teenagers pulled up in a black car, the police report said.</p>
<p>Two armed robbers allegedly got out of the car demanding the group&#8217;s belongings. An assistant handed over $400 from her pockets while the other gave up her purse with 200 euros, $100, her passport, plane tickets and a cellphone. Copperfield refused to empty his pockets, the report said.</p>
<p>Copperfield said he turned his pockets inside out to reveal nothing in them, even though he was carrying his passport, wallet and cell phone.</p>
<p>&#8220;Call it reverse pic-pocketing,&#8221; Copperfield told The Palm Beach Post for its Wednesday editions.</p>
<p>When the alleged robbers left in the car Copperfield read the license plate number to an assistant while she called 911.</p>
<p>Four teenagers were arrested shortly after and the assistants&#8217; property recovered. They were charged with armed robbery and are being held without bond.</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://www.local6.com/news/9000970/detail.html">Source: AP</a>]</p>
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		<title>China Makes Artificial Rain for Beijing</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/05/06/china-makes-artificial-rain-for-beijing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2006 02:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEIJING - Chinese weather specialists used chemicals to engineer Beijing&#8217;s heaviest rainfall of the year, helping to relieve drought and rinse dust from China&#8217;s capital, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Friday. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>BEIJING - Chinese weather specialists used chemicals to engineer Beijing&#8217;s heaviest rainfall of the year, helping to relieve drought and rinse dust from China&#8217;s capital, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Friday. </p>
<p>Technicians with the <a href="http://www.bjmb.gov.cn/en/wmod.asp">Beijing Weather Modification Office</a> fired seven rocket shells containing 163 cigarette-size sticks of silver iodide over the city&#8217;s skies on Thursday, Xinhua said.</p>
<p>The reaction that occurred brought as much as four-tenths of an inch of rain, the heaviest rainfall this year, helping to &#8220;alleviate drought, add soil moisture and remove dust from the air for better air quality,&#8221; Xinhua said.</p>
<p>Though unusual in many parts of the world, China has been tinkering with artificial rainmaking for decades, using it frequently in the drought-plagued north. Last month, another artificial rainfall was generated to clear Beijing after the city suffered some of the fiercest dust storms this decade.</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060505/ap_on_sc/china_fake_rain">Source: AP</a>]</p>
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		<title>Have a drink on me</title>
		<link>http://utteroddness.com/2006/05/04/have-a-drink-on-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 02:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hungary workers get shock at bottom of rum barrel]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Hungary workers get shock at bottom of rum barrel</strong></p>
<p>BUDAPEST (Reuters) - Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.</p>
<p>According to online magazine www.zsaru.hu, workers in Szeged in the south of Hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out.</p>
<p>The website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from Jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return.</p>
<p>According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a &#8220;special taste&#8221; so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.</p>
<p>The wife has since died and the man was buried in a proper grave.</p>
<p><a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyid=2006-05-04T160514Z_01_L04689509_RTRUKOC_0_US-HUNGARY.xml&#038;src=rss">Source: Reuters</a></p>
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