The Butt-Naked Diet
Via Reuters (Robert Basler):
I’ve gone on the “Live with saggy naked people diet.”
It’s easy. You just live for a few weeks in a resort for “naturists,” which is what wrinkly naked people call themselves these days, and you go where they go.
Hungry? Just bike on over to the food counter and stand behind one of them while they order. Your appetite will be gone for hours.
Think you’ll just stop by the drug store for some candy? Once you see those people flipping through the magazines you will not only never eat candy again, you’ll probably never read magazines again, either!
Funny stuff.