I often wonder what ghosts will do in the future when there won’t be any more old houses to haunt. According to the evidence in my own city of Derry, it seems that every building over 100 years old is being demolished by developers while elected officials stand impotently by. We’ll soon have to place armed guards round the city’s walls. They’re too old and get in the way of traffic, you see.

Ghosts will have nowhere to go. Can you imagine telling your son in future years that your local KFC or Pizza Hut is haunted? It doesn’t work.

[via Belfast Telegraph]

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