Bigfoot capture imminent
Well, by the time you read this, the mystery of Bigfoot could be solved.
You see, while perusing the wire seeking inspiration for this week’s column topic, I ran across a story headlined, “Bigfoot — Imminent capture anticipated.”
After recovering from the horror of an editor using a dash in a headline, I read on.
It seems two recent sightings from “very credible witnesses,” and a night of investigation by two Bigfoot researchers, have lead to a forecast of capture or at least of recovering undisputable evidence.
[via Sioux City Journal]
