Flesh-Eating Aliens Were Chasing Me When I Caused Fatal Car Crash

“Everything had to do with his escape from the hemadrones,” said Nevada County District Attorney Michael Ferguson. “According to the defendant, he wasFkF afraid they were going to put him in cargo and ship him to China to be eaten.”

[via CourtTV.com]

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